REAL PLANT CARE. FICTIONAL THERAPY.
Practical plant-care guidance and separately labelled fictional correspondence from Felix Fern, in a four-page PDF and readable web report. Made around one plant’s circumstances, including what remains unknown. A digital file to keep; no physical plant, real therapy appointment or human review is included.
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Oliver moved away from a window; Sunday watering stayed. Those supplied circumstances shape both parts of this illustrative file.
PRACTICAL CARE · PAGE 3
Lift the inner pot safely and check its drainage holes and the outer pot. Empty trapped runoff. Check the mix before the next scheduled watering; do not add water just because Sunday has arrived.
Read the advice, limits and sources →FICTIONAL CORRESPONDENCE · PAGE 4
Oliver was moved to accommodate a reading chair. Management describes the arrangement as better for everyone. The chair was not available for comment.Read Felix’s letter →
When consultations open: supply 2–4 photographs and a care history → clarify uncertain details → receive practical priorities and separately labelled fiction. AI-assisted guidance, not a guaranteed diagnosis.
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Choose a few household circumstances. Receive a complete fictional card, try another account, then copy or download your favourite. Healthy plants and unknown answers are welcome.
No email, account or payment. No plant-health assessment.
Make my free card →No. Felix is a fictional AI correspondent. The practical care and the entertainment are clearly labelled; neither is a human psychology service.
The complete sample reports have web readers as well as four-page PDF downloads. No page-flipping or PDF pinching required.
Unknowns belong in the record. Try the free observation sheet or read Darcy’s uncertain case. A case file cannot replace an in-person assessment.
